Dog Park Shenanigans (TW: Sigil Magick)

So, I am one pissed off NYC Witch. For a bit of backstory, there are 2 dog parks in my neighborhood, one of which I live within walking distance of. In November 2013, the NYC Parks decided to shut the one closest to me down for “renovations,” which was to be finished “Fall 2014.”

Well, the asshole contractors didn’t start working on it until February or March, not because of the shitty winter we were having, but because they didn’t feel like working in the cold.

To make matters worse, they got nasty when dog owners complained about them wanting to shut down the other dog park, which would’ve left us with nothing. Thankfully, the Parks Dept. stopped them, but the entire thing is just a hot mess.

The contractors haven’t done any work on the dog park near me for TWO. FUCKING. MONTHS. Why, I have no clue, but word on the street is that the dog park won’t open until November 2014, which is bullshit IMO.

It shouldn’t take a year to renovate a friggin’ dog park, and since mundane efforts, such as nagging the Parks Dept. and my local politicians have failed because they don’t give a rat’s ass, it’s time for some magick.

If you guys could, please charge the sigil and recite the spell:


Oh power of fire

Bring me my desire

Let the NYC Park’s Dept. and Olson’s Creative Landscaping Corp,

And all those bores

Who decided to renovate

Dyker Beach Dog Run & Owl’s Head Dog Run

Be struck with a bout of bad luck, using all the power of 

The Moon and the Sun!

Let the howls of dogs keep them up all day and all night

And let the press paint them all in a negative light!

Until they get off of their asses and finish the job

Lest the dog owners of Brooklyn form a pissed-off, howling mob

And trash their so-called good name

So that their reputation will never be the same!

And let my will be done as by rising Moon and Setting Sun.

So mote it be!

Thanks guys, it’s much appreciated. 🙂


About The She Wolf

Amanda: Belly dancer. Feminist. Writer. Geek. Book nerd. Pagan.
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